Happy Hopcott was not happy because he was a very nervous trainee on an individual personal development corporate training course from hell.
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So, shaking with fear and remembering an assertiveness course he'd been on the year before, he screamed down the cell phone:
"Don't you ever change your ***** abseiling ropes!"
Reassuringly the message came back.
"Of course we do, without fail, every time they break!"
The End
You may also enjoy my abseiling short romance story
Bye for now
Rob Hopcott, Online Humor Author
This abseiling joke short story is copyright Rob Hopcott all rights reserved. All characters and places in this abseil joke short story are fictitious and no reference is intended to any person or organization, living or otherwise.
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