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Cafe Hopcott, the popular West Country destination of choice for intellectuals, hippies and ne'er do wells, renowned for its gin jacuzzi and coffee cake designed to loosen chest infections, claims to have made a startling new breakthrough by discovering laughter induced perpetual motion.
Legendary sot Hoppy and the right-hand man to eccentric local author and Cafe Hopcott entrepreneur Rob Hopcott said:
"I have always believed in my herb garden and it has always come up trumps. When I discovered this plant that immediately made people laugh and everything in life look wonderful, I decided to test it to the limit and in the process found the answer to the Cafe Hopcott electricity supply problem. Not a minute too soon, Clomid And Metformin canada, either, because Dacky the feral dachshund was getting tired on the treadmill and when Dacky's in a bad mood everybody gets bitten so something had to be done."
"However, Clomid And Metformin ebay, realizing my dream was only possible with the close collaboration of a tightly knit focus group consisting of Chefee, Nursee and 45 on duty firemen who kindly agreed to leave the gin jacuzzi for a few minutes 'for a laugh'."
"In a scientifically valid blind experiment, we gave the blindfolded firemen my carefully prepared genetically un-engineered herb cooked in some carrot cake which instantly made them very happy and so cheerful they were splitting their sides laughing.
Minutes later, still blindfolded, 20mg Clomid And Metformin, they all dashed behind the bushes on the side of the hill, emerging some time moments still chuckling, 100mg Clomid And Metformin, looking happy and demanding more carrot cake according to Union rules before they returned to the jacuzzi.
So far the experience was a great success.
A carefully constructed runaway system collected the emetically processed carrot cake mix which was then fed into the diesel engine of an old broken down diesel camper van and the electricity was taken from the alternator in the camper van engine."
"The results were beyond our wildest dreams and the fairy lights all around Cafe Hopcott immediately sprang into action."
"It's all so easy, really. The more people we have visiting Cafe Hopcott, the more virtual carrot cake we sell or even give away, Clomid And Metformin overseas, the more people burst into delighted laughter and the more emetically processed carrot cake can be collected and converted into electricity to power the lights. Since the carrots are growing in the Cafe Hopcott herb garden, 150mg Clomid And Metformin, this undoubtedly counts as perpetual motion producing electricity."
"To celebrate this wonderful breakthrough, Cafe Hopcott is throwing a party and everybody is invited. Of course, carrot cake and much laughter will be on the menu and with our new electricity we can party through the night."
"Er, would you like to try some carrot cake?"
Newsflash ends (hurriedly) from Spellthorpwood Clarion cub reporter (as she dashes to the bushes) yelling
"All comments on how this will change the world welcomed ..."
Editors Note: All characters and places in this short laughter inducing humorous story, except Nursee and Cookee, are completely fictitious and no reference is intended to any person or organization, living or otherwise.
This short humorous sketch, about laughter inducing herbal emetic perpetual motion electricity at Cafe Hopcott, is copyright Rob Hopcott 2008, all rights reserved.
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