At a Strategic Partners think tank meeting aimed at the regeneration of the UK West Country economy a dedicated team of Cafe Hopcott staff met to consider options for a bid to the South West Regional Development Authority for a grant to set up the Laughter Olympics as a parallel endeavour to the official olympics in 20012.
Ideas for laughter included:
- Find the lost bone whilst avoiding the church warden - a written suggestion received from Dacky the feral dachshund.
- Pike throwing at visiting Really Healthy Places Inspectors - suggested by Viking Warrior - other members of the meeting too scared to add anything because Viking Warrior looked really fierce.
- Low Jump for dachshunds - suggested by Dacky the dachshund - proposal modified by addition of electrified pole - suggested by Hoppy.
- Songs that make you want to weep - audience tears collected to identify the winner - suggested by resident folk singer Wandering Minstrel.
- Additional ideas for Laughter Olympics song included 'All you need is Blood' by Viking Warrior and 'I lost my Bone in San Francisco' by anonymous(?)
- Longest folk song competition before a ton of goat droppings is deposited from above - Wandering Minstrel's idea - with goat droppings addition by Hoppy.
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Bye for now
Rob
Editors Note: All characters and places in this short pathetically laughable attempt at humor are completely fictitious and no reference is intended to any person or organization, living or otherwise or even expected to be living at some time in the future or in another dimension or across the Rift in Time by Hoppy's herbal garden.
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