At a recent think-tank meeting, staff at Cafe Hopcott have come up with an innovative and creative solution to providing unlimited supplies of low cost bio-fuel for the world economy by proposing that blogs or web logs, being a variation of logs, should be burned to generate power.
Ideally fueling steam trains, trams or traction engines, blogs are the ultimate green solution to transport emissions.
As an alternative to nuclear power, they are preferable because there is no need for large amounts of research and development as steam technology is tried and tested and proven to work.
Cafe Hopcott has a long track record of innovative ideas including the recent ‘emetics to energy initiative‘ designed to power the gin jacuzzi, some nice little fairy lights and the electrified hurdle that Dacky the Dachshund uses to practise the low jump for the 2012 Alternative Laughter Olympics.
Even unemployment will go down as the millions of struggling-in-a-garret writers are taken out of unemployment and employed on the minimum wage to produce unlimited supplies of quirky and angst ridden fuel efficient blogs.
Ultra modest proprietor of Cafe Hopcott, Rob, said proudly:
“The resident geniuses at Cafe Hopcott have done it again. It will solve the world’s fuel crisis in one stroke. It is a very viral idea and will spread out of control across the Internet so we are issuing it ‘open source’ with no view to profit.”
Madame Hopcott, wife to Rob, said:
“What? You are giving away your latest idea? Why don’t you try earning some money for a change? YOU WASTER!”
Dacky the feral dachshund said:
“Woof! Grrrr!”
Rob said:
“Outch … get off Dacky!”
Hoppy, the handsome and well known happy go lucky about town Cafe Hopcott bar fly said:
“Burn baby burn … It’s cool dude! Let’s parteeee!”
Quasi, with his new friend Higgs Boson, recently discovered in the Rift in Time located just by Hoppy’s herb garden and who is currently using Cafe Hopcott to hide from and tease his friends at CERN, said:
“Groooooh ….”
Higgs Boson was unavailable to comment.
Picture above is of a steam train waiting to be loaded up with biofuel logs otherwise called blogs.
All praise and comments welcomed 
